Cheap AND Brilliant Single Page Websites for Super Individuals and Mini Businesses

You need a webpage. But it has to be simple and direct. No need for endless pages of boring nonsense that people won't read. Just ONE page will do! Cheap and Brilliant! A page with just your CV, or portfolio, or animation reel, or price list, or opening times, or location, or social media links, or latest art and music creations, or links to all your other websites? Maybe a few of those things - but all on one single page !